About

This is me, on my way back to the 1850s

Who I Am:
I'm a 16ft gigantic talking chicken, with laser eyes and exploding feathers. I rest in an upside-down pirate ship, atop a 35 storey skyscraper in Metro Tokyo and I'm good friends with Gamera. I have light blue feathers, and bright purple eyes.

What I Do:
I eat people, Sashimi-style. Marble-rating 9+ Americans are delicious.

About this Site:
This site is <blank>. Random thoughts from a random chicken, on any given day. Sense not this make does site.